I'm never quite sure what to do with shawls, apart from being naked in them. Though I suppose that's be good enough?
And a bikini top! This one is from an actual pattern, the ravelry page is here.
That's all for now! If you have any scandalous knit, crochet, yarn, etc, pictures, I'd love to feature them here! (Plus I'll feel slightly less weird if I'm not the only one getting naked with yarn.) Give me an email at firstname.lastname@example.org.